Safety my ass!!!

The other morning I was about to break down. I was trying to clean my bathrooms and my son would NOT stop getting into the pantry. It has one of those accordion doors, so its easy for him to open. He would get out the cereal box and go to the couch, in the process of eating it, he was getting it every where. So, today, well, Friday, I went to The Home Depot and bought one of those door lock that is position on top of the door, between the track and door over the bendy party. Well thank the lord it was only about 3.00 because its a piece of shit. One good hard yank, and the door opens right up! Couldn't believe it. Stupid cheap ass baby shit!!! uugghh

You know, they make all this child safety stuff that is supposed to protect the child from getting hurt, and all it is is a pain in the ass for parents. BABY GATES...Do you know HOW many times I have fallen on my face from having to step over those. I'm not that tall, and my legs are short. But if you get the ones with the swinging door, you paying an arm and a leg. Go figure..
CABINET LOCKS...I have the magnetic ones that drill into your cabinets and you hold the magnet on the outside and it unlocks. 25.00 for 4 locks. I have 11 Cabinets. And heaven forbid that I should need to get something out of the cabinet, I'm shit out of luck..OUTLET COVERS...There great, keeps child fingers and objects out.Love it...However, time to Vacuum and can't get the damn thing off to plug in the vacuum. So much for a clean carpet. CAR SEATS..Protects child in car, HAH. My child has found a way to get OUT of his car seat without undoing the buckle. And yes, I do have it tight enough..Easy for child to find way out and prevents parent from keeping him in.

What good are all these things. I mean really. There supposed to protect our children yet, THEY SUCK. Either don't work right or there parent retardant.....